Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
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What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
Mom said you looked used
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
I just told a squirrel he was gonna suffocate because he was eating a plastic bag. and i stared at him till he spit it out. Its official, I love squirrels more than people. they actually listen.
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Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
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