some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
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Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
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Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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