what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
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haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
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It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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