My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
I love you.
Bad choice
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