Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
I'm always down for nudity.
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