What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
me + whiskey = a bad person
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
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