Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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