I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
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id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
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Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
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