this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
bhystjhitsjhtiajielrfrhaug
This is sufficient.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
Randomize
