Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
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under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
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I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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