found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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