Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
I need to calm my uterus...
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
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