why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
Just got a call from someone claiming to be my son . How do I initiate a conversation. Tell me about the last eighteen years. And by the way who is your mom again?
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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