Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
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