I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Princesses don't give blow jobs
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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