Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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