Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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