Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
God I need to hump something, right now.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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