Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
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Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
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I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
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