so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
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She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
Be still, my beating vagina.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
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What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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