no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
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