just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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