Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
i need an iv and a liver transplant
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
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