champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I could fuck to npr.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
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