I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
Randomize
