4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
we're chasing vodka with high fives
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
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