do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Sometimes, when I'm driving alone I talk to myself in a Russian accent so I think it's my mommy and it calms me down.
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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