Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
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