if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
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Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
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I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
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