My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
You know you're getting old when 19 year olds you've met on tinder advise you that you should start looking for a wife and/or the mother of your children
I can't trust your balls anymore.
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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