Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
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I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
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I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
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