brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
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He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
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Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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