We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
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