I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
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