There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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