At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
we tried to pick out bridesmaid dresses with pockets so we could sneak flasks in with us. what the fuck is the point of a dry wedding?
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
He just canceled. I got an amazing new dress and now he’s decided he’s spending the weekend with his family
In other news, there’s some rando in an expensive hotel bar who is going to get very lucky tonight because I love the way this dress makes my tits look. Want to help me find him?
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