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(248): View more from Michigan

She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.

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(212): View more from New York

i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack

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(503): View more from Oregon

jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.

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(919): View more from North Carolina

CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us

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(563): View more from Iowa

Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade

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(314): View more from Missouri

You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.

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(914): View more from New York

so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life

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(917): View more from New York City

I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments

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