how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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