Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
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Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
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you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
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