Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
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just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
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My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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