I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
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