On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
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