Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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