Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
sex in a hospital.. check
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
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