Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
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im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
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I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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