I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
You smell like a Billy Joel song
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
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I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
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By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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