do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
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