Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
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