this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
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Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
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I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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