So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Uh i was pretty wasted sat, so if i was weird it wasnt me. It was just vodka bein weird w my phone
Tonite tequila might call you
Be prepared
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
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Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
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This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
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