No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
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