dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
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Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
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you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
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