Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
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