I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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